i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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