Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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