please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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