Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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