brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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