I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
