Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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