it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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