Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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