he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
