it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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