well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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