That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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