He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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