Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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