no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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