you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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