under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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