Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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