She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just want to make out with him forever
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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