how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just google imaged poop.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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