did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
His nipple licking is glorious
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