I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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