It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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