Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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