NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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