Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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