This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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