i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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