so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
