and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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