so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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