You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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