So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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