At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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