Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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