I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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