Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Its about making memories worth repressing
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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