Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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