your thong is hanging out like whoa
Michael Bay diarrhea
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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