and i looked up. we had an audience...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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