That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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