I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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