super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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