Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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