i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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