I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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