dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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