i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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