i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
vagina is talking i cant
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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