rhymes with "ouble enetration"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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