if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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