i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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