I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Less talking, more tequila
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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