his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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