Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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